Dewdrop Dazzle’s Lunar Adventure
So, my friend’s parents got him this stupid pony figure for his birthday called “Dewdrop Dazzle”, which is basically just a palette swap of Twilight Sparkle.
“DEWDROP DAZZLE loves to splash and play in puddles with her duck friend when it rains! This little pony figure is ready to play! Poised and pretty, your DEWDROP DAZZLE pony figure has such a cheerful face because she loves to spend time with you. Set her off on new adventures with her fashionable wagon, and her pet duck figure can join in the fun! Act out fanciful stories about pony pals or just take her with you as you go about your day — she’s always happy to come along!”
Right, well, we’re going to put her inside of a model rocket this weekend and send that bitch TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON. (will record and post video here)
